Tsunami 9″ Bent Neck Beaker Rig with Marble Accents

When a tsunami hits, you’re kind of screwed. All that’s left to do is toke up and make your exit from this Earth as graceful as possible.

This rig is the perfect way to go out. At 9 inches, it’s about the same height you can expect  the water level to rise in your house during an actual tsunami. 

Its raised marble accents add three-dimensional depth to the Tsunami’s body and soul– a final plea of forgiveness and understanding before it wipes out your entire town.

The bent neck allows for easy oral access. Pucker your soft warm lips right around the rig’s cold, hard glass lips for a kiss that fills your heart with the frosted love of a final goodbye.